Soddenham Valentine

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Bernie Tooley extends a lukewarm welcome to everyone who has been fondled by the soft and tender hands of love in our special Valentines Quiz at The Witches Teat this Saturday. He would also like to point out that the announcement in the Dereham Advertiser late last week contained an unfortunate typographic error and wishes to clarify that there will be a spectacular HOG roast, not a DOG roast as printed.

The Teat has been specially trimmed up for Valentines Day!
The Teat has been specially trimmed up for Valentines Day!

The Teat and all it’s outbuildings were thoroughly searched by officers from the Police and the RSPCA, and declared canine-free. Several other businesses in the village were also searched, including Taret’s Offal Butchers and Clackers Cafe and cleared of suspicion.

The quiz is a ticket only event and includes a helping of delicious succulent pig meat and various garnishes. Witches Brew will of course be served. The last few tickets are £10 each and available over the bar.

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